A family road trip derails when the car GPS, for reasons unknown, starts giving bizarre and overly personal advice. At first, it’s just mildly irritating: ‘In 500 meters, turn left. Also, maybe call your mother—she’s worried about you.’ Then it escalates: ‘Recalculating… because you clearly can’t make up your mind about where you’re going in life.’ The dad tries to turn it off, but the kids in the back seat beg him to keep it on, claiming it’s the most entertaining part of the trip. At one point, the GPS interrupts a heated argument between the parents to announce, ‘Take the next exit… to find emotional closure.’ Eventually, the family arrives at a rest stop, only to discover that the GPS has rerouted them to a therapy retreat. By now, even the mom is curious, so they decide to stay and sign up for a group session, during which the GPS proudly declares, ‘You’ve finally reached your destination: personal growth.’ The youngest kid sneaks the GPS into his backpack, claiming it’s his new favorite sibling.
03.12.2024 12:12